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Old 02-26-2008, 07:39 AM
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Are You A Democrate, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test
that will help you decide.
Answer the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40cal, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN









Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends first
and try to come to a consensus.





Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or
Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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Old 02-26-2008, 04:16 PM
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I would jerk out my map and a ball point pen and mark the directions to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.light bulb
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:30 PM
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Capt C,

That test was very accutate. Here in MS there is no closed season or bag limits on terrorists. The way I see that scenario is I get a free knife in the end.
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I would jerk out my map and a ball point pen and mark the directions to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

i'm sure George would also just shoot him. now ole Barrack will want to talk with him and find out why he's so upset.
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If you will remember like the good Republican he is,George supported continueing the pistol ban in DC. It would be illegal for him to have a pistol and pull it out and shoot somebody.
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:58 PM
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BB,

Hopefully George will have Dick with him and he will have his bird gun.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:28 AM
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Jimbo, that is really funny.
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