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Wisdom of our time.....

(some funnier than others...............)



The Wisdom Of Our Time . .


<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.



<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.



<>
We have enough youth.

How about a fountain of "smart"?






The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.



<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.



when blonde's have more fun,
do they know it?





Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.



<> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL


<>

money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.



Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.



If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.



<> Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.



Time's fun when you're having flies.

......Kermit the Frog



We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.



<>Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.



<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.



<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.


Friends don't let friends
take ugly people home.




<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.



Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi



Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus.



ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.



<>

GUN CONTROL:
using both hands



The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.



The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population




Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
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