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Wisdom of our time.....

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Wisdom of our time.....

(some funnier than others...............)

The Wisdom Of Our Time . .

<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough youth.

How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.

when blonde's have more fun,
do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.



money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.

<> Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies.

......Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

<>Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.

Friends don't let friends
take ugly people home.

<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus.



using both hands

The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
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