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Unread 07-10-2008, 02:50 AM
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"Why men should not write advice to the lovelorn"

"Why men should not write advice to the lovelorn"

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I
set off for work in my Volvo 1800 leaving my husband in the
house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in
our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is
34, and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they
had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him
to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he
has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him
very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and
I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila: An 1800 stalling after being driven a short
distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
If it is clear, check the vacuum lines and hoses on the in-
take manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

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Unread 07-10-2008, 12:36 PM
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I dunno, sounds like an alternator problem to me. Maybe just a bad battery terminal. Really very simple to test...
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Unread 12-05-2008, 12:34 PM
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Re: "Why men should not write advice to the lovelorn"

If you out do your neighbor at satisfying your husband, he will buy you a new car.
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