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Old 02-01-2010, 08:42 AM
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Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can keep one at home and have one for the road.

If you admire a friends gun he will probably let you try it out.

And your favorite rifle doesn't mind if you have a backup.

your rifle won't leave you if you run out of ammo.

A rifle takes up less closet space.

Guns function normally every day of the month.

A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And finally; You can buy a silencer for a gun.

(Sorry Ladies)

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Old 02-01-2010, 10:46 AM
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Re: Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

LOL big time...
Good one!!!
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Re: Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

LOL!! that is quite funny to me because i am young (25) and feel that girls (my wife) are krazy.
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Re: Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

Haha that was good for a laugh!
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Re: Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

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i am young (25) and feel that girls (my wife) are krazy.



Pssst...Nape...come here...(whispering) That's because she IS crazy, they all are. And moody too.
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Re: Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

The only PITA is ya got to clean em.
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