Long Range Hunting Online Magazine


Go Back   Long Range Hunting Online Magazine > Chatting and General Stuff > Humor


Reply

Why Carry A Gun??

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-13-2008, 04:52 PM
Gold Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Dogpatch, NY
Posts: 698
Why Carry A Gun??

Why Carry A Gun??
To all you fervent unbelievers in the Second Amendment: I would rather be your friend, but if you are not interested in that, I am prepared to be a capable and efficient enemy.
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
These are the rules:
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun, cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do carry a .45?". The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a .46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "NO Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
AMEN!
To this I will add, I was once heard of a lady asking a family if I they a gun in the house.
To which the homeowner said yes. She said "well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
He said, "of course it's loaded, it can't work without bullets.." She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?"
The reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching afire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED."
This is The Gospel
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-13-2008, 11:31 PM
Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,012
philny1; good stuff. Sounds like a redneck manifesto. Wish I knew how to spell fatwah.

Thanks, Tom
__________________
Texas State Rifle Association Life Member
NRA Endowment Life Member

A big fast bullet will beat a little fast bullet every time
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads for: Why Carry A Gun??
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
How to carry Tac 15 LIK2HNT PSE TAC 15/15i Crossbow Hunting Forum 8 03-27-2011 11:34 AM
Sig 220 Carry SAO Need Range Guns For Sale 0 04-19-2010 10:03 PM
How to carry bow trueblue Bowhunting 0 03-17-2009 07:37 PM
Carry gun for elk ATH Long Range Hunting & Shooting 26 02-19-2008 02:43 PM
My LR Carry Gun.. Boyd Heaton Long Range Hunting & Shooting 4 04-30-2003 06:00 AM

Current Poll
Do you wear hearing protection while hunting?

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:39 PM.


Powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Management Powered by vBadvanced CMPS
All content ©2010-2014 Long Range Hunting, LLC