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Who\'s yo Daddy?

Subject: FW: Replies on Child Support Agency forms.

>>Another chuckle for the evening....
>> >>The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
>> >>Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details".
>> >>
>> >>Or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy?
>> >>
>> >>These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
>> >>
>> >>Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
>> >>
>> >>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
>> >>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
>> >>father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the
>> >>same night.
>> >>
>> >>2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
>> >>was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
>> >>behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
>> >>were at the party if this helps.
>> >>
>> >>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
>> >>conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had
>> >>unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that
>> >>the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track
>> >>down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
>> >>Thanks.
>> >>
>> >>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
>> >>a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
>> >>panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area
>> >>and see if he's had it replaced.
>> >>
>> >>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
>> >>awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
>> >>was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
>> >>
>> >>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
>> >>that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
>> >>implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
>> >>and right by the country. Please advise.
>> >>
>> >>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
>> >>same to me.
>> >>
>> >>8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
>> >>can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who
>> >>was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
>> >>
>> >>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
>> >>Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>> >>
>> >>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
>> >>remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
>> >>earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
>> >>rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave., mine might
>> >>have remained unfertilized.
>> >>
>> >>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
>> >>all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which
>> >>one made you fart.
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