Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the
younger one, she's 7. Why the heck would you think
they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid? Do you
really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice."