Long Range Hunting Online Magazine

Go Back   Long Range Hunting Online Magazine > Chatting and General Stuff > Humor


Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 04-14-2007, 08:59 PM
Bronze Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 98
Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the
younger one, she's 7. Why the heck would you think
they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid? Do you
really think they look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice."
Reply With Quote

Unread 04-14-2007, 09:02 PM
Platinum Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Riggins Idaho
Posts: 1,195
Re: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
I dont know who ever came up with the imaganary word of "Over Gunned"
Reply With Quote
Unread 12-16-2014, 07:11 PM
Gold Member
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 983
Re: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

too funny!

Reply With Quote
Unread 12-20-2014, 02:56 PM
Bronze Member
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Texas
Posts: 65
Re: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

That's great ! I needed that...
Reply With Quote
Unread 12-20-2014, 03:20 PM
Silver Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Philadelphia Pa.
Posts: 404
Re: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

I wouldn't touch that with a twelve foot pole!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
Unread 12-20-2014, 05:29 PM
Silver Member
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ny State
Posts: 418
Re: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

Dang it! Randy. I just spit coffee on my laptop!
How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individualů as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of. ~ Suzanna Gratia Hupp ~ Texas State Representative (R), survivor of 'Luby's Massacre' where both her parents were among 23 people fatally shot and 50 others wounded
Reply With Quote
Unread 12-25-2014, 02:56 PM
Silver Member
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: I'm NOT a patriot... I am a U.S. Constitutionalist until they kill me.
Posts: 282
Re: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

Reply With Quote


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads for: Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
A wal-mart costom smoak Long Range Hunting & Shooting 20 07-23-2012 11:47 AM
longrange 22-6mm ack joe30007 Long Range Hunting & Shooting 11 06-30-2009 06:38 AM
A trip to Wal-Mart J E Custom Humor 1 05-13-2009 11:58 PM
Got my first longrange rig need some help dozerb2002 The Basics, Starting Out 18 12-01-2007 08:52 PM
LONGRANGE 6.5-284 Charles A Rifles, Bullets, Barrels & Ballistics 21 12-04-2001 02:42 PM

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:07 AM.

All content ©2010-2015 Long Range Hunting, LLC