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Unread 10-28-2008, 12:03 PM
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Twas The Night Before The Elections

Cute, perhaps no real humor here!!!

Twas The Night Before The Elections

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
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Unread 10-30-2008, 08:09 PM
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Re: Twas The Night Before The Elections

AWSOME , I may get fired but I just E-mailed that to everybody on my mail list.

It completely baffels me that any "American" can even consider voting for this bullet sponge
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Unread 11-03-2008, 09:02 PM
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Re: Twas The Night Before The Elections

That was great!!! Love the bullet sponge comment!!!! I couldnt agree more.
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