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Unread 09-18-2007, 05:18 PM
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This farmer has three sons, and one day the oldest ask if he
would buy him a car.
And his father said " Son do you see that tractor over there,
It has to be paid off before I can buy you a car''
But when it is I promise I will get you a new car.

A week later the second son ask about a new bicycle and got
the same story from his dad.

Just a couple of days later his youngest son approched him for a
new tricycle . well after hearing that the tractor had to be paid
off before he could get a new tricycle he proceeded to kick the
rooster off of a hen that he was trying to mate ,and his father
scolded him and ask why would he do a thing like that ?

The boy looked his dad in the eye and said

"Hey nobody rides anything around here untill that damn tractor
is paid for"

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