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Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Old 03-06-2008, 05:38 PM
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Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22...

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road...

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

#4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"...

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it...

...AND...the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman...............

There is not such thing as too many guns, safes or fishing poles!
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