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Old 01-14-2008, 09:17 AM
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Three Things to Ponder:

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can
track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to
the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked
her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them
a
cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work
environment.
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