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Old 08-06-2009, 10:36 PM
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Three Cowboys

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire for a night of tall tales and bravado.

The cowboy from Colorado said that he was walking down a trail yesterday and a
fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move to bite him." When he struck
I grabbed his head, bit it off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get sick.

Well the cowboy from Wyoming wanting not to be bested said, "I must be the strongest ,meanest,toughest cowboy there is because just the other day, a bull got loose in
the corral it had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and then castrated that sucker with my teeth.

But the Cowboy from West Texas Remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with
his pecker.

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Old 08-06-2009, 11:26 PM
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Re: Three Cowboys

Down here in NZ we have a mountain range named after that.

A Maori cheiftain rolled into the fire one night and burnt his pecker.

They are called the Ureweras Ure=penis wera = burnt

Stu.
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Old 10-05-2009, 01:58 PM
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Re: Three Cowboys

Thats awsome.

Like a sun burnt peter.

Can't beat it!
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:28 PM
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Re: Three Cowboys

Very nice.
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