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Those Pretty Blondes

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Those Pretty Blondes

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the
horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem
to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup;
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great
fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and
unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

Disclaimer: no blondes were hurt in the stealing, writing, posting, or editing of this joke

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