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Unread 04-20-2007, 06:32 PM
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They walk among us

They Walk Among Us ..

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his
front yard and hung
a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home.You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even
one person
looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too
un-trusting of this
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the
sign to read:
"Fridge for sale $50."
The next day someone stole it. Caution...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *

One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when
someone shouted....
"Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said...

*They Walk among us and they Vote!!*

While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he
didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in
the east, and has
for sometime.
She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep
up with that stuff."

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7
call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't
think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving".

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's
designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases
were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%and gave us a
20% discount on

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport
baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that
my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained
professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small
pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it
cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before
"Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6

THEY Walk Among Us, and, Dear Me, They Vote too

Another scary thought - they also REPRODUCE!!!!!!!

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Unread 12-12-2014, 03:58 PM
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Re: They walk among us

Yea, I think I've met a few of them...Sometimes the funniest things aren't all that funny when you think about them.

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Unread 12-12-2014, 04:35 PM
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Re: They walk among us

Some years ago a fellow found a need for a short length of butcher's twine.
He was told that the local meat market would gladly give him what he needed at no charge.
Visiting the market, he encountered a customer ahead of him in line.
The customer had difficulty in making her selections from the meat counter and the delay was frustrating.
When the hesitant customer finally competed her purchase this fellow asked for and received his length of butcher's twine - at no cost as expected.
He later complained to an associate about the indecisive "paying" customer who delayed him in his pursuit of the free length of twine.

They do walk among us ...

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Unread 12-13-2014, 12:48 PM
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Re: They walk among us

The refrigerator story happened to me with a dishwasher that we pulled out of a house we were renovating.
Three days with a "free" sign, one night with a "$25" sign.
Friggin' Crackheads stole the plywood sign too.
Outside of a dog a gun is mans best friend.
Inside a dog its too dark to shoot.
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