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Unread 03-11-2010, 11:42 AM
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Then and Now.....

> Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "
pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
the Promised Land".
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> Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
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> Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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> I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement
funds, etc. So, I called lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin'
call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all
got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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    SAD....SOOOO SAD....BUT SOOOO TRUE!Hahahahaha
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