A guy walks into a bar in Alabama (Sorry guys)and orders a white wine.
All of the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up expecting to see some pitiful
Yankee from up north.
The bartender says "you ain't from around here .are ya?"
The guy says "No, I'm from Michigan."
The bartender ask him, "What do you do in Michigan?"
The guy says, "I'm a Taxidermist."
Then the bartender says " A Taxidermist? What the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?
No a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals !!
The bartender grins and hollers, It's okay boys. He's one of us.
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