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Old 02-27-2013, 03:25 PM
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Tax Return


I received my tax return for 201
2 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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Old 03-11-2013, 08:23 PM
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Re: Tax Return

Uh oh.... I forgot to list the crack heads.


I hate when this happens.
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