The gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
Whaen the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results of the test came back he was surprised to find out that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error he called the instructor and said " I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding grade, but I wonder if there is an error in my grade."
The instructor said " During the exam you took the engine apart perfectly which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which was also worth 50%.
After a pause the instructor added "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler."
Outside of a dog a gun is mans best friend.
Inside a dog its too dark to shoot.