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Unread 02-06-2008, 08:49 PM
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Subject: About Colonoscopies........

Subject: About Colonoscopies........

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit !

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all ..

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
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Unread 02-06-2008, 08:58 PM
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Now that,s funny!! I dont care what anyone says.

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Unread 02-06-2008, 09:00 PM
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Gotta get another one of those some time this year. Yuk!!

However whatever it is that puts you out is some good stuff.

This time I'm gonna check my shoulders for hand prints afterwards. I felt kind of violated last time.:o:o
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Unread 02-06-2008, 09:36 PM
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If your conscious enough to say anything... houston we have a problem. The local doc uses versed, you remember nothing, and considering what they shove up there thats a good thing.
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Unread 02-06-2008, 10:19 PM
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That is funny!!
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Unread 02-07-2008, 12:45 PM
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Just before my doc knocked me out, he asked if I had any questions.

I said yes "Will you call me in the morning?"

The nurse fell out but Doc just looked dazed.

He did call though! and sent flowers.

However, I have put off our second "date" for at least 5 years.

My wife just had hers done, and the floor nurse remembered me and was still laughing. Said the doc was an old stuck up guy and did not know what to say afterwards.

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