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Old 12-14-2007, 09:25 AM
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Sportsman Double

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar. She looked pretty darnn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"


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Old 12-14-2007, 06:28 PM
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Now thats my kinda luck
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Old 12-19-2007, 12:18 PM
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Thats....just.....wrong!!!
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