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Unread 10-05-2007, 04:30 PM
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So Who Is Doing The

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> SO WHO IS DOING THE
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> The population of the USA is 300 million.
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> 160 million are retired.
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> That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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> There are 85 million in school.
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> Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
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> Of this there are 35 million employed by the
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> Leaving 15 million to do the work.
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> 2.8 million are in the armed forces
> preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
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> Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
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> Take from that total the 10.8 million people
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> And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
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> At any given time there are 188, 000 people
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> Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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> Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
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> That leaves just two people to do the work.
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> You and me.
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> And there you are,
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> at your computer, reading jokes.
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> Nice. Real nice !!
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    Unread 10-06-2007, 12:21 AM
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    Stats must be a bit skewed!!

    They don't seem to account for 2 fellas dinking around the Salmon area claiming to look for something to shoot.;)
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