smart duck

[Jimm]

The duck went in the hardware store and asked the proprietor " got any grapes ? "

No !! was the reply " I dont have any grapes " .

The next day the duck went back to the store and asked " got any grapes ? "

The proprietor was a bit bothered by this duck and he answered " No !! I told you I dont have any grapes and if you ask me again I'll staple your feet to the floor ! "

The next day the duck went into the store and asked " got any staples ? "
No !! I dont have any staples !! said the proprietor .


The duck replies " got any grapes "

[Len Backus]

I knew I could count on you, Jim.