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Old 04-01-2007, 06:51 PM
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smart duck

The duck went in the hardware store and asked the proprietor " got any grapes ? "

No !! was the reply " I dont have any grapes " .

The next day the duck went back to the store and asked " got any grapes ? "

The proprietor was a bit bothered by this duck and he answered " No !! I told you I dont have any grapes and if you ask me again I'll staple your feet to the floor ! "

The next day the duck went into the store and asked " got any staples ? "
No !! I dont have any staples !! said the proprietor .


The duck replies " got any grapes "
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:11 PM
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Re: smart duck

I knew I could count on you, Jim.
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