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Old 09-06-2013, 03:42 PM
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Single vs Engaged vs Married

SINGLE VS ENGAGED VS MARRIED

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancÚ got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?
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Old 09-06-2013, 03:46 PM
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Re: Single vs Engaged vs Married

Lmao!!!
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:40 PM
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Re: Single vs Engaged vs Married

HA awesome
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Old 09-08-2013, 12:19 PM
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Re: Single vs Engaged vs Married

Wow I damn near pissed myself laughing as my fiancÚ and I are getting married THIS Sat. I told her see what you got to look forward to.
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Old 11-20-2013, 02:11 PM
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Re: Single vs Engaged vs Married

After 52 years of marriage that is the absolute truth.
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Re: Single vs Engaged vs Married

That's good!
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