Showering Process......
Subject: showering process
The showering process for a man and a woman...
How to Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place
it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long
dressing gown.
If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique
in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face
cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber
and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make
sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with crushed
apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with
ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surface
in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stay
on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of
a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent
towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long
dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting
on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in
the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener
and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and
let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds
in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing
privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo
Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet
mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel,
shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you
who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
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