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Old 08-31-2007, 05:27 PM
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Showering Process......

Subject: showering process

The showering process for a man and a woman...

How to Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place

it in sectioned laundry hamper according to

lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long

dressing gown.

If you see husband along the

way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique

in the mirror - make mental note to do more

sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face

cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide

loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber

and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make

sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit

mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed

apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with

ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surface

in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stay

on bathmat.

Dry with towel the size of

a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent

towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long

dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the

way, cover up any exposed areas.





How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting

on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way,

shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in

the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener

and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and

let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds

in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing

privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse

butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo

Mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Avoid bathmat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because

curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Shake it to watch water fly off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet

mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel,

shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.





If there is anyone among you

who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
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Old 09-01-2007, 09:10 AM
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Hell Ya!!! My wife and I read that and laughed our butts off. So true.

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Old 09-03-2007, 01:34 PM
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I roared with laughter its soooooo true although I would change making the woo woo sound to "come an get it baby" LOL
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