Shortest Fairy Tail
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
Outside of a dog a gun is mans best friend.
Inside a dog its too dark to shoot.