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Unread 09-08-2009, 08:10 PM
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home. On the way he stopped at the hardware store and
bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed
store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,
struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his
entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket.. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why, thank you very much, he said, and proceeded to walk the old girl
home. On the way he says, "Let's take a short cut and go down this
alley. We'll be there in no time.."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and have your way with me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens...."
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Unread 09-08-2009, 09:09 PM
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Re: Savvy Senior

Very good one!!!
I have been laughing for several minutes now.
Thanks for sharing.
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