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It's Half the Price!
It's Half the Price !
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A Husband and wife are shopping in Safeway when the man picks up a
> dozen Bud Lite and sticks it into the cart. "What do you think
> you're doing?" asks the wife.
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> "They're on special -- only $10 for 12 cans," he says.
> "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry
> on shopping.
>
> A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
> sticks it into the cart.
> "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,
>
> "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
>
> The man replies, "So does 12 cans of Bud Lite, AND IT'S HALF THE
> PRICE!"
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