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Unread 02-27-2010, 09:16 PM
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Republican car?

Got this in an email the other day.

Today I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive before the sucker becomes extinct. As I was driving, the salesman in the back seat was describing all the car's luxury features. When he got to the seats, he told me that the car would blow warm air up around my butt in the winter, and it would blow cool air up around my butt in the summer. I commented that it must be a Republican car. He got indignant, and wanted to know why I thought it was a Republican car.
I told him if it was a Democrat car, it would just be blowing smoke up my butt all year long.

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    That was really funny. Thank you I needed the laugh.

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    Unread 02-28-2010, 12:41 AM
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    Good one.
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    HEEHEHEHEHEHE That was good!
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    I voted for my "FREEDOM", "GUNS", and "MONEY" - keep the change - UNK.

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