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Redneck security system

1. Leave a pair of size 14 work boots on the porch.
2. Put a worn copy of Guns & Ammo or American Rifleman with them.
3. Leave 3 or 4 big dog bowls in the yard.
4. Leave a note:

Bubba, me and Sue Ellen has gone to Walmart for some more beer and ammo. Don't go in the
house before we git back. We had some trouble this morning. The pit bulls tore up
the butane man real bad.
I don't think Killer was one of them, but there was so much blood I ain't sure.
I shut all 4 of them up inside the house while we're gone. We'll be back purty soon.

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