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# Redneck Logic

#1
04-26-2007, 10:33 AM
 Silver Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Great Falls, MT Posts: 205
Redneck Logic

Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own
a weed eater?" "I sure do." said the first redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor.

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right!" exclaimed the redneck. Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example.

Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're QUEER, ain't ya?"
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#2
04-26-2007, 11:37 AM
 Platinum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,598
Re: Redneck Logic

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#3
04-26-2007, 10:27 PM
 Platinum Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Blackfoot, Idaho Posts: 8,871
Re: Redneck Logic

LMAO 2 - my guts even hurt. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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04-27-2007, 06:32 PM
 Platinum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: west of Little Rock ,Ark. Posts: 1,271
Re: Redneck Logic

I broke a rib in a ahem , er, ahh incident a few days ago .. That joke hurt [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Jim B

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