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Old 05-11-2010, 05:42 PM
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Rectum Stretcher

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammerred, 'A what?............

A rectum stretcher!

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.

I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

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Old 05-11-2010, 05:53 PM
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Re: Rectum Stretcher

That is hilarious. Never saw it coming.
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:37 PM
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Re: Rectum Stretcher

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats bad. Funny tho
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Old 05-11-2010, 08:23 PM
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Re: Rectum Stretcher

Hahaha good one!!
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Old 05-12-2010, 06:12 AM
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Re: Rectum Stretcher

GD NE! Thanks for sharing.

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Old 05-12-2010, 05:23 PM
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Re: Rectum Stretcher

That was a good one.

I wonder what roaddog would say. (probably laugh).
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Old 05-18-2010, 01:34 AM
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Re: Rectum Stretcher

Love it heaps
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