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Unread 12-10-2010, 10:44 AM
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Ready in Texas

A guy gets pulled over outside of Cut and Shoot, (just north of Houston). He hands the cop his Driver's License and Concealed Carry permit. The cop asks if he is carrying now. He replied that he was, and the officer asked what he was carrying. The Redneck replied, I have a .357 snubby in my coat pocket, a Gov't .45 in the console, and a .22 Magnum Derringer in my boot. "Is that all you have"? Nope, I've got a M1-A and a 12 ga. pump in the trunk. Are you on your way to or from a gun range? Nope.

Well what in the world are you afraid of?

Not a damn thing!

Happy Trails, Tom
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A big fast bullet will beat a little fast bullet every time
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Unread 12-10-2010, 10:58 AM
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Re: Ready in Texas

I got pulled over out side of Houston one time for 3 miles over, needles to say I was highly pissed. Then about 6 months later I got pulled over for 1 over around Encino Texas. I finally come to the conclusion that out of state plates puts a big target on your back.
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