A group of young people working at Dairy Queen observe an elderly gentleman get out of his car. Leaning on a cane he painfully shuffles toward the door. Being quality young people one sprints to help him with the door. The old man continues his painful journey to the counter where he request a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream. The helpful young lady behind counter asks crushed nuts? No the old man responds, just arthritis.
Two Rednecks are in opera house watching ballet. After a while one of them leans over and asks the other: Why are they walking just on big toes?
The other thinks for a while and then says: You know it is Swan lake so there must be a lot of shit everywhere