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Unread 06-08-2012, 11:22 PM
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One liners

I changed my I pod name to Titanic.And it's syncing now.

When Chemist die, they Barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy that is addicted to brake fluid But he says he can stop any time.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,but I'd never met herbivore.

I know It's bad but maybe some one will post better jokes now.
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    Unread 06-09-2012, 09:59 PM
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    Re: Pun-ography

    What's the run out of things to do????

    What about the one that ends with "Wait till the Nun signs Shelley? or

    I can't leave a Knight out on a dog like this?

    That's all I got!
    I may be the slowest guy on the mountain . . . . but . . . . I'm on the mountain!
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    Unread 06-09-2012, 11:02 PM
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    Re: Pun-ography

    A group of young people working at Dairy Queen observe an elderly gentleman get out of his car. Leaning on a cane he painfully shuffles toward the door. Being quality young people one sprints to help him with the door. The old man continues his painful journey to the counter where he request a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream. The helpful young lady behind counter asks crushed nuts? No the old man responds, just arthritis.
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    Unread 06-10-2012, 01:11 PM
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    Re: Pun-ography

    Two Rednecks are in opera house watching ballet. After a while one of them leans over and asks the other: Why are they walking just on big toes?
    The other thinks for a while and then says: You know it is Swan lake so there must be a lot of **** everywhere
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