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Old 04-05-2010, 07:47 PM
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The Pope Wins

ts great to be Catholic!



The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in the
front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi to say, "Do you know that with one little
wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch...
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:51 AM
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Re: The Pope Wins

Well Im not Catholic, but I might realy consider being a Catholic if the Pope did that!
I have a huge family, and half or more are Catholic, Im sure theyll get a kick out of this one! thanks.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:10 AM
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Re: The Pope Wins

It must be an insider joke as I have no idea why she is so unpopular,I am glad you enjoyed it
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Old 04-06-2010, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sullijr View Post
It must be an insider joke as I have no idea why she is so unpopular,I am glad you enjoyed it
I know this is in the humor section, but YOUVE GOTTA BE PULLIN MY LEG RIGHT?!?
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Old 04-06-2010, 07:18 PM
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Re: The Pope Wins

Nope I live north of 50 and she gets no press up here, good or bad
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Old 04-06-2010, 08:12 PM
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North of 50.............like Canada?

Ok, Well try this on for size........... A vendictive Californian, that thinks everyone in the world should get our tax dollars, get our insurance, get U.S. citizenship so they can leach off all of us who work, and who thinks the rest of the world should tell us what to do and when, cause aparently were not capable. She thinks the border fence is cruel and in-just eventhgough we loose jobs and $ to Mexico on a daily basis, not to mention drugs pouring into out country via that route. Shes a lying manipulitave ***LOTS OF CUSS WORDS HERE*** who thinks she's on a ''moral crusade'' and her ''approval rating is in the single digits( less than 1/2 of Nixons durring Watergate!) and shes so MESSED UP in the head that she cant figure out why we all hate her..........not to mention she's ''B.O.'s little buddy'' and thinks bankrupting our country is a great idea..............................

So BRING ON THE POPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let him ''wave his hand''.................please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! I have a feeling this may be deleted, but now you understand why were so angry as to make a mockery of someone like the Pope in order to express our opinion of the current administration, and its iddiots in charge!
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Old 05-15-2010, 12:32 AM
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Re: The Pope Wins

+ 1 Well said Winmag
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