Police Force Candidate
A man is seeking to join the Glasgow Police force.
The Sergeant doing the interview says:
"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability
test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants,
six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists,and a rabbit”
The man being interviewed asks, "Why the rabbit?”
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"