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Unread 12-06-2010, 11:35 PM
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Plant a Pig

Plant a pig
Please donate to your

local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well

worth the effort.
In Spain , at Seville

some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in

their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by

the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled

ground". The Muslins had to cancel the project...this land had been sold

to them by government officials... No protests were needed by the local people

... and it worked!!
Not dummies …. the

Spaniards. They found a solution !!! No protests needed!
In Texas they have an over abundance of feral

pigs. They could send them all over the

country and just plant them everywhere! After

all…contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job

programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.

Of course, high on the mountain tops of the Rockies

or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but

then…building a mosque there would pose some

problems…Americans…put on your thinking caps and let’s find a

solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of

life! If pigs are the answer…let’s do it!

Your Committee for the Betterment of America


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    Unread 12-14-2010, 03:24 PM
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    Re: Plant a Pig

    That's an easy fix. Problem solved nation wide!! Wonder if just a bag of pig poop would be contaminating enough?
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