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Old 01-31-2009, 10:05 AM
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Pirate in a bar

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A Pirate walks into a bar. The Bartender says, Where you been, I haven't seen you in a long time. How are you doing?
Pirate says, I'm doing fine.
Bartender asks, what about the wooden leg? You didn't have that the last time you were in here.
Pirate replys, a cannonball took it off in a battle, but since I got the wooden leg, I'm doing fine.
What about the hook where your hand used to be?
Lost it in a sword fight, but I'm doing fine with the hook now.
What about the eyepatch?
Well, I was looking up one day and a seagull crapped in my eye.
Damn, I didn't know that bird crap could put out an eye.
It didn't, it was my first day with the hook.....
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:47 PM
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Re: Pirate in a bar

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Old 02-01-2009, 06:10 PM
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