Long Range Hunting Online Magazine


Go Back   Long Range Hunting Online Magazine > Chatting and General Stuff > Humor


Reply

Pirate in a bar

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-31-2009, 10:05 AM
Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,024
Pirate in a bar

Got this in an email.

A Pirate walks into a bar. The Bartender says, Where you been, I haven't seen you in a long time. How are you doing?
Pirate says, I'm doing fine.
Bartender asks, what about the wooden leg? You didn't have that the last time you were in here.
Pirate replys, a cannonball took it off in a battle, but since I got the wooden leg, I'm doing fine.
What about the hook where your hand used to be?
Lost it in a sword fight, but I'm doing fine with the hook now.
What about the eyepatch?
Well, I was looking up one day and a seagull crapped in my eye.
Damn, I didn't know that bird crap could put out an eye.
It didn't, it was my first day with the hook.....
__________________
Texas State Rifle Association Life Member
NRA Endowment Life Member

A big fast bullet will beat a little fast bullet every time
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-01-2009, 05:47 PM
Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Potomac River
Posts: 5,057
Re: Pirate in a bar

Cruelty Joke.
__________________
The Smokin Fur Rifle Club
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-01-2009, 06:10 PM
Silver Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: N.Y. (Upstate)
Posts: 228
Re: Pirate in a bar

Aaarrrr!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Current Poll
I currently have hunting preference points in the following states

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:54 AM.


Powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Management Powered by vBadvanced CMPS
All content ©2010-2014 Long Range Hunting, LLC