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The outback party

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Unread 05-04-2014, 10:22 AM
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The outback party

A young agricultural graduate takes a job as manager on a remote outback station, for weeks his only company are his cattle dog and the cows (give or take 10 million flys).
One day he gets a phone call from his nearest neighbor 50 milesaway.

"Guday mate howyagowin"? "Im planning a party, de ya fancy coming"?

"Well yes I'd be delighted" says the young chap.

"Therell be a lotta beer, can ya hold ya beer mate"?

"Oh yes I certainly can".

"Seein as there's beer there ll be a bit of fightin too, can ya hold ya own mate?

"I had a blue in boxing at Oxford"

"Good ta hear, an I should tell ya there ll be lotsa sex, is that alright with you mate eh?

"Oh absolutely, fine by me, but what should I bring? Ive got a carton of cake in the freezer"?

"Nah mate dont worry, there ll only be the two of us"
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Unread 05-09-2014, 10:30 PM
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Re: The outback party

Now that's just wrong.(I laughed anyway)

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