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Old 04-04-2011, 10:35 AM
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Ole and Lena

Ole and Lena were at church services last sunday when the preacher asked for donations for a family whos house had burned down,Many older ladies were giving clothes and sheets and so on and the old farmers were giving meat,eggs and veggies.When it got to be Lenas turn she yelled out that she wanted to donate sex,when the minister ignored her for the second time she quieted down.Then as the service ended and the minister was shaking hands by the door,as Lena came close he took her aside and said whatever made you say the you wanted to donate sex Lena,She replied that everyone was giving something so she asked Ole what she could give and he replied just F*** em
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:30 PM
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Re: Ole and Lena

Made me laugh!!!
Good one.
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Old 04-11-2011, 09:52 PM
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Re: Ole and Lena

Best Ole and Lena joke ever.
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Old 05-01-2011, 11:43 PM
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Re: Ole and Lena

Ole and Lars had filled their big game tags and where waiting for the bush pilot to show up. When the the young bush pilot looked at all he had to fly out he made the decision to make two trips...Well that would cost the old farmers double and they wanted nuthin to do with that! Ole told the young pilot that the old guy that flew them out last year carried more than this out and did it with one trip, the young pilot couldnt resist the challenge and loaded it all up- backed up as far on the lake as he could and took off. They just verly cleared the trees but crashed into the hillside.
When Lars came to Ole was yelling Lars Lars vere are ya?????
Lard replied "About tirdy yards furder den last year"
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:49 PM
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Re: Ole and Lena

Both were worth repeating.
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