old hunter hard of hearing
Old Chuck from northern california was about to enjoy his 87th birthday and as always had a doctor's appointment for his annual check up.
Still being able to enjoy hunting on a weekly basis and never one to wear hearing protection, he was nearly deaf.
Anyway, his wife Edna took him off to the doctor's, within 5 minutes of being there the doctor summoned both Edna and Chuck into the doctor's office.
Once there, they were both seated, the doctor leaned over to Chuck and said, "I will need a urine,stool,and sperm sample from you."
Chuck looked at the doctor and then turned to Edna and said what did he say: what does he want?
Edna looked him in the eyes and said, "he want your underpants."