obuma goes to Alaska
After obuma settled into the White House back in 2009, he say's "ima gone go tuh Alaskuh n' see how Sarah Palin lives and rub it in !"
Shortly after he arrives in Alaska, his negro limo driver takes a wrong turn and gets lost on the way to Wasilla, they drive down the back roads and come across a bleeding, torn up negro getting mauled by a Grizzly Bear, the President stares in horror when suddenly two white hunters roar up on their ATV's shoot and kill the bear, give the negro CPR, revive him, clean and bandage all his wounds !
the Prez approaches them "Let the world see that the white people and black people are finally as one" and thanks them for saving the life of one of his brothers !
the hunters look at each other and one says
"He might be the President, but he's as stupid as the morons who voted for him, dumb negro don't know nothing about hunting Grizzlies with live bait !!"
" Now is the bait gonna make it or do we have to go to Anchorage and catch another one ?"
"Fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity"