A night in the lock up
There are 4 blokes that have been arrested in Redding, california on a Saturday night. 1 is a rapist, 1 a sadist, 1 a necrophiliac, and 1 is gay. While the four of them are sitting in the holding cell at the local police station, they all look up at the window at the same time as a cat walks across the window on the outside. The rapist said, "if I could get that cat in here, I'd fu** the ass off it." The sadist said, "well, if you do that, I'd grab it, pull its tail off, cut its ears off, and strangle it." The necrophiliac said, "well, if you're gonna kill it, if it's dead, I may as well fu** it." There was silence. The three of them turned to look at the gay inmate as he was climbing on the cell bed, he turned and looked back over his shoulder and went, "MEOW!"