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Old 08-08-2007, 10:10 AM
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The New Supermarket

>The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep
>produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the
>smell of fresh rain.
>
>When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent
>of fresh hay.
>
>When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
>is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
>
>The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of
>fresh buttered corn.
>
>I don't buy toilet paper there any more.-----
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