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Never Lose Grandpa

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Unread 09-25-2010, 08:01 PM
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Never Lose Grandpa

A grandpa and his grandson were shopping at the local Cabelas when they became seperated.

The grandson, remembering his parents teachings, found a security guard and said "excuse me but I've lost my grandpa"

The security guard says "well whats his name?"

The boy answers Grandpa.

The security guard smiles and says "well whats he like?"

The boy looks puzzled for a second then says " Jack Daniels and women with big boobs"

Don't ever lose your grandson!!!

Ignorance can be treated with education, sadly there is no cure for stupidity.
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    Unread 09-25-2010, 08:09 PM
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    Unread 09-25-2010, 11:15 PM
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    Re: Never Lose Grandpa

    good one!
    "Its not Rocket Surgery.....'

    "I have No idea why that cop made me ride in the back seat, when I Clearly called Shotgun!"
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    Unread 09-26-2010, 05:51 PM
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    Re: Never Lose Grandpa

    HAHA! Probably more truth to that than anybody wants to admit!
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    Unread 09-29-2010, 11:23 AM
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    Re: Never Lose Grandpa

    I really can see this one. Needed the laugh!
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    Unread 10-03-2010, 09:08 PM
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    LOL, good one!!!
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