Never Lose Grandpa
A grandpa and his grandson were shopping at the local Cabelas when they became seperated.
The grandson, remembering his parents teachings, found a security guard and said "excuse me but I've lost my grandpa"
The security guard says "well whats his name?"
The boy answers Grandpa.
The security guard smiles and says "well whats he like?"
The boy looks puzzled for a second then says " Jack Daniels and women with big boobs"
Don't ever lose your grandson!!!
Ignorance can be treated with education, sadly there is no cure for stupidity.