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Old 12-20-2013, 06:00 AM
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Need a Dog?

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is
it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in line."
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Old 12-20-2013, 12:15 PM
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Re: Need a Dog?

Didn't see that one coming! Good laugh!

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Old 12-20-2013, 04:07 PM
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Just reaffirms the value of a good dog!
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Old 12-22-2013, 11:49 AM
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I have a dog in training.
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Old 12-26-2013, 07:47 AM
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Re: Need a Dog?

Great one!
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Old 12-28-2013, 01:41 PM
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Re: Need a Dog?

best one I've heard in a long time.
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Old 02-07-2014, 06:55 AM
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Man's best friend!
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