Nebraska girls

[Black Diamond 408]

Now this is the "GOOD LIFE"

NEBRASKA GIRLS

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties. The first man
had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida . He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
table.

The third man had married a Nebraska girl. He boasted
that he told her that her duties were to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day most
of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
landscaper.

Got to love them Nebraska Girls.