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Unread 07-19-2010, 12:25 PM
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***More Church Humor***

A man and his wife had argued all of their married life. One day they drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goates, and pigs, the husband couldn't resist and finally asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep, "the wife replied. "in-laws."

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Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
Eph.4:29 KJB

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    Unread 07-19-2010, 10:03 PM
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    Re: ***More Church Humor***

    now that made me laugh.
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    now that made me laugh.
    Good . I wonder why the wife's has always gotten the last word in ?

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    Re: ***More Church Humor***

    Funny joke.. GREAT moral!
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    Romans 10:13 "Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved!"
    Romans 10:9"If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, you shall be saved.."
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    Re: ***More Church Humor***

    Good one!!!
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