***More Church Humor***
A man and his wife had argued all of their married life. One day they drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goates, and pigs, the husband couldn't resist and finally asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep, "the wife replied. "in-laws."
Moral of the Story:
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
IN DIXIE WE DON"T CALL 911 !