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01-15-2013, 10:19 PM
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Montana dept of employment
Subject: MONTANA DEPT OF EMPLOYMENT
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a
small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out
to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand that has been with me for 3 years. I
pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally
challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all
the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and
board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope
with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.
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01-16-2013, 10:28 PM
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Re: Montana dept of employment
ROFL...That is awesome
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01-17-2013, 10:20 AM
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Re: Montana dept of employment
That's the best!
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02-15-2013, 08:46 PM
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Re: Montana dept of employment
Hell , it's my life story!!!! lmao 
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02-16-2013, 02:05 PM
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Re: Montana dept of employment
Now that is funny and I don't care who you are, LOL!!!
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