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Old 01-15-2013, 11:19 PM
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Montana dept of employment

Subject: MONTANA DEPT OF EMPLOYMENT

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a
small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out
to investigate him.

AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand that has been with me for 3 years. I
pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally
challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all
the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and
board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope
with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

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Old 01-16-2013, 11:28 PM
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Re: Montana dept of employment

ROFL...That is awesome
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:20 AM
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Re: Montana dept of employment

That's the best!
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Old 02-15-2013, 09:46 PM
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Re: Montana dept of employment

Hell , it's my life story!!!! lmao
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:05 PM
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Re: Montana dept of employment

Now that is funny and I don't care who you are, LOL!!!
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