Mathematical Viewpoint On "How To Get Ahead"
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like
this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.
Then:
HARDWORK
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* **
**And
KNOWLEDGE
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,*
ATTITUDE
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
BULLSH*T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a&& kissing will take you.
A&&KISSING
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While *Hard
work* and*Knowledge will get you close and
**Attitude** will get you there. Its the** Bullsh*t *and* A** kissing
*that will put you over the top.
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