Marriage Counseling, Southern Style
Marriage Counseling, Southern Style
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Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie are quietly sitting
in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba
says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke
to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over -
women like that are hard to find."
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"The most terrifying sound in nature is not the roar of a charging lion, nor the whistle of a descending bomb; rather it is a click when you expect a bang." - Peter Capstick
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